The Witch on the Outskirts of Town

You know that old abandoned house at the edge of town? The one with the tattered curtains and overgrown weeds? The one where the old lady lives who you’re pretty sure is a witch? Yeah…that is what my blog has become and I am the witch (but I think most of you were already aware of this) Remember last time I didn’t blog for a long time and I said it wouldn’t happen again? Well, apparently I am not a woman of my word. Every few days I think “Oh! I should write a blog about that!” Then inevitably I forget 3 seconds later and never write a blog about it. This doesn’t mean that I hate you, my faithful readers, it just means I am incredibly lazy. I mean, how hard is it to post pictures of bacon and write “Man! That looks good! I love bacon” then make an off-handed reference to Martha Stewart? The answer is incredibly hard when you are a first class procrastinator like me. (Which according to my mom I got from my dad, by the way) Nevertheless, here I am writing a boring blog with no point about how I left you once again to fend on your own. There are days I want to just close it down and avoid the “you haven’t written a blog” guilt (which despite what people say is a real guilt) but I have a mental block about abandoning this blog because I, like everyone else on the internet, think that my opinion is unique and important. Besides-in the 5 months since I wrote a blog I am averaging 4 views a day! I am pretty sure I only know 4 people so that is very encouraging. I refuse to move out of the haunted empty house my blog has become. As a matter of fact I am beginning to imagine my blog not unlike “The House on Haunted Hill”. The original, not the crappy remake. And I am pretty sure I may be Elenor, haunted by the ghost child of my blog. But I digress…
Why am I writing this blog? So far all I have done is ramble on about how important I am and that I am lazy. Well the reason for this particular blog is essentially to let you know I am still alive, I didn’t forget about my blog, my opinion is important and I am lazy. So there you have it. Will I write another blog before the apocalypse on 12/21/12? Who knows! I can’t see that far into the future. I can’t even tell you what I am doing tonight after work. (She’s writing this at work?! Won’t she get in trouble? The answer is no. I have an awesome boss who I am pretty sure will read this and laugh) The only thing I can tell you is eventually, someday, I will write a blog. It will be about bacon. And you will laugh.